Dear Diary,
Today was most uneventful. I woke up once again riddled with the flu, hallucinating vividly about a big, blobby white shape, which was positioned above me - slightly to the left. I hid under the covers for a non-descript amount of time until I heard the cat heaving violently. If any sound were to raise me from comatose it would be the sound of a cat heaving violently as if it were about to empty the contents of its stomach over me and/or my bed covers. I don’t usually allow people to deposit their bodily fluids on my bedspread without my prior consent, let alone animals. I guess I’m just eccentric like that. Before Mrs.