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Dear Diary,

I have always been brutally honest to you and while it is true that it has been a long time since I have paid you a visit, I hold no contempt to the fact that I haven't paid you any attention purely for the fact that you aren't sentient and addressing you is futile. So that's that, and while that is so, this sentence ends this paragrapgh and contains one typo left intentionally because it is more hassle for me to hit backspace a few times than typing this out.

The above paragraph reeks of post-modernism but this one doesn't because it's quasi-paradoxical.

What ever that means! Ironic LOL!

Today I received a comment over the internet webs telling me that I was cute. This caused my ego to bloat out like the guy that was found drowned in the river the other week and that is exactly why I don't use similes often…

…And the other day I forgot what day it was so I am currently unable to inform whoever reads this what day it was, but I do recall it was two days ago so by looking at your calendar, you may deduce that it would have been the twelfth of March, 2009 - A Thursday if you recall – which I don't because as I said, I have totally forgotten what day it was and following a logical train of thought isn't my forté because I believe that Wicca is a religion with a strong sense of purpose for most people, rather than a mere tool to intend to lure people into thinking you are even remotely interesting... Shame on you.

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Imaginarium-Emporium Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey there I am going to use you for a picture if you dont mind. i will link you when I am done my deary
E-DinaPhotoArt Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011
+ [link] + Thank´s.
HisPoisonGirl Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
your stuff is amazing I love ur stocks and would just like to say that ... ahem... you are really REALLY f'ing hott. Please continue to submit pictures and such so I can admire your pretty face!
intothetwilight00 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011
your pictures are amazing thought you would like to know. lol i only joke it is true without any sarcasm that your pictures are great and no that wasnt sarcasm either oh god it all sounds bad ill just stop talking now LOL hope that brightened your dark day <3 LOL
Lim3 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010
where've u gone :o
daylightsdauphin Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2010
Hi! Letting you know I used your stock. Thanks for the great pic! [link]

ice-or-fire Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2010
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!
Valkyrie-Dream Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Uhh I don't think what I made is that good but anyways, I used your stock here [link] =)
annariette Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2010  Student General Artist
Wow, seems like you haven't updated in a while. You should put more stuff up though! You're talented and it'd be cool to see what else you can do.
SmileAddiction Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Scratch that, I guess it was A Silent Scream. lol
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