I have always been brutally honest to you and while it is true that it has been a long time since I have paid you a visit, I hold no contempt to the fact that I haven't paid you any attention purely for the fact that you aren't sentient and addressing you is futile. So that's that, and while that is so, this sentence ends this paragrapgh and contains one typo left intentionally because it is more hassle for me to hit backspace a few times than typing this out.
The above paragraph reeks of post-modernism but this one doesn't because it's quasi-paradoxical.
What ever that means! Ironic LOL!
Today I received a comment over the internet webs telling me that I was cute. This caused my ego to bloat out like the guy that was found drowned in the river the other week and that is exactly why I don't use similes often
And the other day I forgot what day it was so I am currently unable to inform whoever reads this what day it was, but I do recall it was two days ago so by looking at your calendar, you may deduce that it would have been the twelfth of March, 2009 - A Thursday if you recall which I don't because as I said, I have totally forgotten what day it was and following a logical train of thought isn't my forté because I believe that Wicca is a religion with a strong sense of purpose for most people, rather than a mere tool to intend to lure people into thinking you are even remotely interesting... Shame on you.